Posts Tagged ‘tivosucks’

Tivo new feature wish

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Instead of coming up with yet another way to force me to view the ads you were supposed to free me from, how about you implement a useful feature.  I came home today to find my Tivo recording two different local newscasts at the same time.  Never mind that I delete 90% of the local news it records unwatched, because it’s days old by the time I notice Tivo recorded it.  The feature I want is some intelligence about unrequested auto-recorded news programs.  If it’s more than 6 hours old, delete it.  Is there really some Tivo dev that thinks people are going to go back to the local news from 4 days ago, that I didn’t ask you to record in the first place?

I wonder if MythTV supports that kind of sensible space management system…

The New Tivo Search, someday

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

What a craptacular job on the part of the folks at Tivo. They interrupt my viewing to tell me about their new feature, and then lock up my tivo for going on 5 mins now, with a “please wait” message.  Yeah, all that dev work is now totally wasted, because as soon as I hit post, I’m going to do whatever it takes to interrupt your stupid piece of crap, and go back to watching like I always have.  You really didn’t think to have someone QA how long it takes to startup your new feature?  No one could manage to grasp the idea that your first impression is your only impression, so maybe you should pre-load stuff in the background before you ask someone to try it?

Morons.

Wow, and now it crashed back to live TV without ever even getting into the new feature.

Crap job Tivo.

UPDATE:  I ranted some with the VP of Product Marketing at Tivo.  He claims the craptacular results are the result of unrelated network issues.  The fact that no one on his dev or QA teams thought of the test case for “network failure at Tivo HQ” doesn’t impress me.  I pointed out that Tivo-of-today doesn’t do things to make customer life easier, they do it because someone paid them to.  Like  skipping a 3-thumbs-up program, in favor of recording some mid-season replacement crap pilot, on a network without a single show I’ve ever given a single thumbs up to.  If he thinks I should try it out, that’s almost a guarantee that it’s not worth my time.

Tivo HD Sucks Ass!

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

At least compared to the original Tivo.  It certainly would never have skipped a dozen shows rated at 3-thumbs, in favor of 10 episodes of a 2-thumbs show.

WTF?

Current Tivo devs, you suck ass compared to the guys who did the original Tivo.

You make me ashamed of all the times I tried to sell a friend or family member on how much better Tivo was than the DVR your cable provider offered.

I suspect you sold out, and now advertisers get more say over what you record for me, than the preferences I express.

I wonder how hard it is to convert a tivo box to mythTV box.

tivo hd sucks

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

I bought an original tivo, long enough ago I could get a lifetime service contract on the cheap.

I upgraded to a series 2 a while back; the two tuners were just an un-ignorable temptation.

When they offered me a tivoHD with lifetime contract, I jumped for it.

Oh how I reget that decision so far.  Let me count the ways. or woes. whichever…..

1.  TivoHD is crippled until you install a cable card.  literally 90% of the functionality you’ve come to enjoy, like remote viewing, tivoToGo, rhapsodpy music…none of it is even visible to you until you install your cable card, and nothing in the documentation warns about this.  I spent the first 26 hours after receipt wondering what horrible mistake I had made.

2.  TivoHD’s cablecard installation instructions are worthless.  They leave out many important details…really any sort of detail, about the setup process.  Comcast cable does NOT come out to install the cable card, and will deliberately mislead you as to what you have to do to get the card working.  Turns out, no matter what lies the rep at comcast tells you, once you’ve installed the card, you still have to call comcast, wait thru their stupid auto-menu, then another 10-50 mins of waiting for the card to ‘activate’.  Don’t bother trying the test-channels menu option, it doesn’t actually work.  It’ will make you think most of your channels aren’t there, but they are, just fine, once you finish setup.

3.  TivoHD acts broken the first 26+ hours.  You go thru their silly rigmarole to activate the lifetime subscription, and the first thing you’ll notice is that the name you gave the tivo during activation doesn’t take.  At least not so far.  Second is that 90% of the primary Tivo menu is missing until a cable card is installed, even though things like TivoToGo and Rhapsody music have NOTHING to do with the cable card.

So far, I hate my Tivo HD, and wish I’d never been suckered into believing Tivo was anything but slime.  At least I don’t have to pay a monthly fee for this suckage.  Oh yeah, big anti-props to tivo for requiring a phone call to turn off my old, no longer to be used, tivo 2′s month to month subscription.  Talk about slimy behavior…you have no problem setting up the monthly account without a phone call.

Guess it’s time to start making sure I waste way more of their phone support’s time, than my lifetime subscription will ever cost.  This I swear to you, as long as you deliberately mislead your customers, I will make sure that my lifetime subscriptions cost you far more than you gained by deceit.