Posts Tagged ‘morons’

Door to Duh Storage

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Grrr.  You have a perfectly working payment website, complete with user logins and emails already set up.  You decide to replace it, I guess because someone needed an excuse to still be employed, so you wipe out the old system and build a new one from scratch.  And because you are extra stupid, and want to waste a bunch of money on customer service phone calls, you can’t be bothered to use the same email address-to-account linkup that you had in the system, and instead make everyone call in, all on the same day, because you didn’t bother to warn people you were intentionally breaking your system ahead of time.  Incompetent jerks.

Door to Door does an OK job of storing your stuff, but their billing department is staffed by losers.  Remind me to tell you sometime about the 6 months it took to get them to stop double-billing me.  Months of phone calls and messages, never answered nor returned, before I finally just started calling other departments and asking them if anyone actually worked in the billing department.

Blizzard continues pushing for Battle.net maximum annoyance

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

I found the intense pressuring they’ve been doing on World 0f Warcraft, to convert accounts to battle.net, very annoying.  Not least because battle.net has traditionally been a black hole of suck.  I suspected it was all part of a nefarious scheme on Blizz’s part, and their actions with Starcraft II have only re-inforced that opinion.

In the world Blizz envisions, I guess no one ever has a LAN party that doesn’t have a 1gbit connection to the internet, which is fucking stupid.    If you only have dial-up, like literally millions of gamers, you can’t have your friends over to play a game, even though everyone has a fully paid copy.  Yeah, that totally sounds like the grassroots growth that made the first Starcraft a success.  I sure as hell won’t buy a copy until someone has cracked that stupid part, which is probably before the game itself is even released.  Morons.

Google Morons

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

A big hand to the pathetic group of morons that google has assigned to Google Desktop Search. They took a product that has had perfectly working 64-bit XP support for 2 YEARS, and forced an auto-update to a 32 bit version that doesn’t work on 64 bit systems (not runs in 32 bit mode, plain refuses to run, a sure sign of developer incompetence, since all the 64 bit windows systems have perfectly working backwards compatible modes). Given there can’t be a revenue stream for GDS, I’m not surprised they put their worst people there. I guess you get what you pay for.

UPDATE:  They finally released a 32/64-bit agnostic version of google desktop.

Glenn Johnson thinks you’re an idiot

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Glenn Johnson is CFO for Alaskan Airlines.  And he thinks you are as stupid as he must be.

Here’s why I know you are a liar, Glenn, your title.  It’s not Cheif Fairness Officer, it’s Chief Financial Officer, which means it’s your job to worry about competition.

It’s the fact that you didn’t file this petition when times were good, but when they went bad, that confirms my belief that you, Glenn Johnson, are a liar, and a very bad one at that.

Seriously, Alaskan, you didn’t have anyone in-house that could come up with a more believable story than the idiot Glenn Johnson?

So Glenn the idiot, keep on wasting your company resources whining about how unfair it is that someone can provide better service, at a better price than you.  I’ll keep NOT flying Alaskan, not because I’m an anglophile with a hard-on for Virgin Air, but because they do a better job.  If you cared about your job, you’d be working on fixing the problems with your company.  I hope to see you in the unemployment line sooner than later, you certainly don’t deserve your job.

It’s Always Sad

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

It’s always sad to find out that a performer you really liked is actually a racist moron, who is so stupid she can actually call Obama a socialist, while praising GWB’s billions wasted killing innocent people.
Victoria, we do have freedom of speech, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have to hear from people who think what you’re saying is not well hidden racism on your part; talk about a lack of facts, pot meet kettle. I certainly won’t ever purchase one of your CD’s now.

Maybe if you spent some time being poor, you might grow a soul and a brain, but I doubt it. I sleep well knowing you’re terrified that the black man is going to get’ya. That fear and doubt you feel is all your own, and you deserve every bit of discomfort it gives you.

Just Ask Already, eh?

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

I hate it when people have a very specific request for you, but because they are embarrased at how lazy the request makes them seem, they waste 20 minutes of your life trying to pre-justify.  As if they’d be asking for my help, if I was stupid enough to buy the excuse.  I knew you wanted to laze your way out of the task the moment you came to me.  Stop wasting both our times, just ask for the help up front and get out of my hair so I can get it done.

AFDM – pump and dump scam in progress?

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

Just got a text message spam trying to hype the “Africa Diamond Co Inc” for a pathetically obvious pump-and-dump scam.  It seems really stupid to send out on a saturday, when markets are closed.  By the time the market opens on Monday, the SEC will know about their scam, and won’t let any suckers buy in in the first place.

 

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