Posts Tagged ‘impatience’

Cash The Check

Friday, February 25th, 2011

Dear Charities,

When I send you a check for my donation, to save you the transaction fee costs of using a credit card style payment, it would be really nice if you could deposit that check within a month of my sending it. I’m sure the reason you aren’t getting to the bank on a timely manner is that you are overworked, but the impression it gives me is that you just didn’t need the money as badly as you claimed up front, and it discourages me from donating to you next time, in a small and subtle way. Its hard to deny that there aren’t people with a more immediate need than you.

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There Are Ways…

Friday, August 13th, 2010

There are less selfish ways to commit suicide, than driving your bicycle head first into on coming traffic.  When you’re willing to do said stupidity because the rest of your entire life isn’t worth the 30 seconds it would have taken for the crossing lights to come on, it makes you look like someone who isn’t very satisfied with how her life turned out.

I’m just saying.

Waiting by the phone

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Waiting for a phone call

I almost don’t want to come

Thank goodness for the cellphone

At least I can be miserable

And out in public

Yeah, much better than

The old days

Sitting at home.