Posts Tagged ‘annoying’

vCenter Lab Manager – limited value

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

The idea behind VMWare’s vCenter Lab Manager is reasonable.  Make one big virtual vm-host, that dynamically configures itself under the covers, so the same hardware can be used by lots of people, eliminating wasted resources, and the wasted time of people building the same configurations over and over again.  Who knows, maybe in some places, the reality matches the dream.

Where I work, it’s been a big ole pain in my butt.  They massively under-budgeted for usage, even though they knew exactly how much physical hardware they were replacing, and instead of adding more capacity to meet the needs of now, much less the needs of the future, they spent months begging people to use the system less.  Frankly, I’m amazed enough people can even get to the server to put a load on it.  Out of 3 machines and 6 browsers, only 1 works reliably with the remote console plug-in.  There’s zero support info for it available from VMWare, making me wonder why we bothered with the supposedly supported ‘paid’ product.  Seems like we would have been better off using the free server, in terms of worker productivity.  Most annoyingly, the product, even when working, seems missing the most basic of features, like mounting a local drive or ISO.  It must be nice to live in a world where IT is always instantaneously available for trivial tasks like adding CD’s to the media library….seriously, I have to make an internal support call if I want to load something brand new into the system.   So much for saving time.

Mostly, I’m just pissed-in-the-moment, because I have an urgent task that has to be completed by friday at noon, and the ‘upgrade’ of our vCenter that was supposed to be done with by last monday morning, is still miles away from being in a usable state.  It wouldn’t be half as frustrating if IT would at least give us some sort of feedback on what they are doing to fix the problems.  Do they have a root cause? Any ETA?  Are they waiting for support from VMware to get back to them?

Oh silly apple

Monday, April 19th, 2010

So, for whatever reason, you can’t delete photos in the iPad’s photo-library, from the iPad itself. The only way to remove them is to connect them to the original iTunes you synced with, and do a fresh sync that doesn’t have the pictures you don’t want in it.
I called apple support, and they claimed that they could temporarily authorize a second computer, so that the second computer’s iTunes could delete the photos. I said I didn’t have time to deal with that right now, and I’d just go home at lunch and make space available, but on second thought, I wish I had let them try. I’m 99.9999% sure they would have just ended up wiping out all the content on the ipad as soon as I connected it to the ‘new’ itunes, but if there is a secret way to auto-sync an ipad with two machines at the same time, that would have been sweet to learn. And of course I would have shared that knowledge, assuming it didn’t require apple intervention to make the fix work.

Oh well.

Given how annoying this lack of basic functionality is with the iPad, I’m tempted to make another support call to see if/how that would work. All part of trying to push up the idea of a delete button from the ground up. At $280 in estimated profit per iPad, it’s going to take a lot of $2.00-cost-to-apple support calls to get them to fix the issue, sadly.

UPDATE: I should point out, I’m assuming that Steve Jobs’ obsession with DRM’ing everything is why they require iTunes to manage your photo library. Never mind that apple doesn’t sell photographs, it was easier to leave the craptastic system they build to ‘protect’ your music from you, and just apply it to images as well. Steve Jobs, you are such a jerk sometimes.

UPDATE2:  AskMetafilter comes through with the solution  to syncing one ipad to two iTunes’.  You need to edit the iTunes Music Library.xml file on one machine or the other, so that both machines have the same value for the key “Library Persistent ID”.

They can’t all be drinking games

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Every friday at work, we have some sort of fun, random, activity.  Usually they are really cool things, like the playdough food contest, or the scotch identification contest.  This week, it was some annoying test-conference parlor game of reverse engineering the ‘algorithm’ the presenter had come up with.  I’m not clear if the people I work with with just being polite, or if they really found some sort of value out of the experience.  I personally, found it a very annoying waste of time on an already over packed day.  I know how to reverse engineer, I don’t take jobs that would require that level of tedium for a reason.

And it didn’t help that, despite making it quite clear to my team, that I really didn’t give a shit about this stupid activity, one of the guys just keeps needling me to solve it for him.  Dude, there are 2 other guys on the team, ask them a fucking question, leave me the fuck alone.  Stop poking the bear that just bit you with a stick.

Wow.  Synchronicity.  Guy who poked me with a stick just came by to apologize.  He’s a bigger man than I.

Magic Mouse and World of Warcraft

Monday, October 26th, 2009

It’s a match that sounds nice on paper, but turns out to be hell in practice.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all sorts of technically impressed with the ability to have two effective buttons, plus a multi-directional wheel, in a completely smooth surface.  The problem is that the mouse can never decide on doing just one of those magic things at a time, so every time I go to right-click (and about half the time I just want to move the mouse), I end up max-zoomed-in, because it interprets my finger positioning to make the right click, as a zoom-up request.

UPDATE:  After three days, it was still not getting any easier to use, so I gave up and went back to my Logitech wireless.  It’s not as sexy looking, but it always works.  Even at it’s fastest setting, the magic mouse is insanely slow on the huge desktop.  With the logitech, I can set the mouse speed down several notches, and still be faster than the Apple product.    I’m not wiping a raid just to have something cool on my desk.

UPDATE2:  This post is very popular, and I felt bad that it didn’t have any solutions to offer all the people stopping by, so I opened a support ticket at blizzard and asked if they had any official recommendations.  They had none, but the agent said, “personally, I use an Intellipoint mouse”, and suggested checking out the forums.   Sure enough, hidden in a thread about lack of a middle-button to trigger auto-run, was a pointer to a third-party app, free even, for the magic mouse that adds the ability to increase the maximum mouse speed by a extra 200%.  When I get home tonight, I’ll try it out and let you know if it helps.  Or you can try it out now and let me know, someone has to work around here. =p

UPDATE3:  There were hopes to be had, hopes to be shattered it seems.  The app does indeed power-charge the magic mouse, right up until you start world of warcraft, at which point Blizz-suck takes over and slows the mouse back down.  At least now I have a middle mouse button for outside of warcraft.

Oh Dell

Monday, October 26th, 2009

In PC repair news, despite Dell’s best efforts, I have managed to replace the power supply on the ‘gaming’ desktop machine.  They put the HD and the DVD as far apart in the case as physically possible, so the standard ATX SATA-power cables couldn’t reach both.  The video card blocked the HD into it’s original slot, and the super CPU fan blocked the best proper HD slot, so now, in familiar territory for one of my PCs, the HD is just wedged into place where a second optical drive would go.