Posts Tagged ‘annoying’

Facetime, grar

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

My boss at work is moving to another state, and will be working remotely from monday on. So, we are setting up facetime betwixt my ipad and her mac, in preparation for the big day. And ever since, my ipad is now making little notification sounds, even though it’s completely muted, and everything I can find about facetime in settings is set to off.

Most annoying is that I can’t see any reason for it to be making the sounds; I’m not getting call requests every five seconds, but it’s making the noise that often.

At least killing the app seems to have stopped them.

UPDATE: Killing the app didn’t make any difference. I finally tracked down that somehow, making a facetime call, turned on email notifications for gmail. WTF?

Leaving Avast

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

After dozens of years of faithful service, I think it’s getting to be time to move on from Avast anti-virus products. This latest update goes through a lot of sleazy marketing hoops that just don’t engender the level of trust I feel I should have for my anti-virus vendor.

First there’s the way, during the required re-registration-of-the-free-product, you are presented with a dialogue that claims that trying the paid version for 20-days for free is easy to back out of, but then hides the ‘single button’ you have to click. Then there’s the way that they explicitly claim in that same dialogue, that going back to free won’t require a reinstall, but it does, and with a full reboot no less. It’s the kind of pathetic let’s just be annoying and see how many suckers are too lazy to move on business practices that Comcast is famous for. I would certainly be ashamed to work for anyplace that felt such behavior was necessary for survival.

Everything but Just Right

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Yesterday’s training session was annoyingly light on the new material, and consisted more of step-by-step DIY demo’ing than actual discovery. Today’s session is like diving head first into a concrete filled pool. The exercises are vague suggestions that often directly contradict something said earlier.

I would have preferred something in the middle for both. I learn best by watching the first time, and then extrapolating from there, assisted by documentation. Oh well.

STAF 345 install errors

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

Upgrading 30+ different kinds of UNIX boxes’ STAF installations is a pain in the but under the best of circumstances. It’s made all the more annoying be a recent development where their “InstallAnywhere” installer will randomly fail with:

Stack Trace:
java.util.zip.ZipError: jzentry == 0,

This Application has Unexpectedly Quit: Invocation of this Java Application has caused an InvocationTargetException. This application will now exit. (LAX)

Out of the 4 times it’s happened so far today, 3 times I was able to get past the error by just trying the install again, after removing any leftover /tmp/install.dir entries. I might have been able to do that with the 1st failure as well, but I tried a different build package first that time.

UPDATE: Oh great, a new error on zlinux,

./STAF345-setup-zlinux-32.bin
Preparing to install…
Extracting the JRE from the installer archive…
Unpacking the JRE…
Extracting the installation resources from the installer archive…
Configuring the installer for this system’s environment…
strings: ‘/lib/libc.so.6′: No such file

Launching installer…

./STAF345-setup-zlinux-32.bin: line 2472: /tmp/install.dir.2598/Linux/resource/jre/jre/bin/java: No such file or directory
./STAF345-setup-zlinux-32.bin: line 2472: exec: /tmp/install.dir.2598/Linux/resource/jre/jre/bin/java: cannot execute: Bad address
# ls -l /tmp/install.dir.2598/Linux/resource/jre/jre/bin/java
-rwxr-xr-x 1 1003 513 58042 Dec 14 2009 /tmp/install.dir.2598/Linux/resource/jre/jre/bin/java

VMWare EasyInstall is full of fail

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

Usually I do all my VM-ing with LabCenter, an ESX cluster, and a local install of Server. Recently for a group learning event at work, we were tasked with pre-building some VMs using Player. One of the two VMs is based on Ubuntu, so the Create VM wizard helpfully auto-selected it for EasyInstall, which is where things go wrong. EasyInstall prompts me for all the info it’s supposed to use during the install process, which it then throws away into the ether I guess, because the Ubuntu installer asked the same questions. Best part is, giving both prompts the exact same initial username and password, I ended up with an install that didn’t recognize the login credentials I had been supplied.

So, I’m deleteing the ‘easyinstall’-ed VM and starting from scratch. When it auto-detects Ubuntu and wants to EasyInstall, I’m saying no and selecting manually install later. Like 5 seconds later, but whatever. Personally, I wish VMWare would allocate their developer resources to fixing bugs, instead of introducing new bugs for functionality that I wouldn’t have found helpful even if it really worked. It replaced 3 prompts with 3 prompts, there’s no savings in effort or time. What a waste.

Seriously?

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

I’ve been thinking about replacing my car. At 11 years old, it can’t stay perfect forever. Eventually I’m going to have to start spending serious money on repairs, sooner or later, I figure. Then I get a robo-call from the dealership I would have used, harassing me during dinner time, about some lame service special. Well congratulations, I will never get my car serviced at Carter VW again, and when I do replace my car, it won’t be with them. I don’t care how desperate your business is, we have a national do not call list for a reason, because people don’t like getting stupid calls from a machine. Even if you have a legal loophole that allows you to contact prior customers, it doesn’t make sense to deliberately antagonize someone you want to give you money.

“fuck you, give me money”
“um, no.”

iOS4 and Safari annoying usage assumptions

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

I understand that there are legions of people who never type in web addresses, going to google first even for sites like espn.com, that they visit every day. It’s still annoying as frack that starting with iOS 4, on iDevices like the iPad, when you open a new browsing ‘tab’, it puts focus in the search box instead of the address bar, and requires *2* presses of the address bar before you can actually type in it. I think it’s that second press that really bugs me. You want to put the focus elsewhere, grumble but ok, but why suddenly the double click requirement? If only Steve Jobs believed in letting users adjust the experience, it could be a setting instead of an unchangeable default.

Sucks so far – getting better

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

Well, color me underwhelmed by Cataclysm so far. These first sets of underwater quests are annoying as all get out. Since you are swimming 100% of the time, you can’t ever eat/drink to replenish health and mana. Combine with several quests that assume you have dozens of people helping you fight off wave after wave of no-exp/no-money mobs, but still a durability hit every time they kill you, and I’m feeling like it was a big waste of money so far. I’m hopeful that once I get beyond this stupid opening area, the game will be more playable and enjoyable. Sadly, I worry that like most of the recent changes to WoW, without a full-time guild, most of the content will be unavailable to a solo player like me. No real surprise there.

UPDATE: OK, looks like you can eat/drink underwater, you just have to be ‘sitting’ on the ocean floor. Annoyingly inconsistently, you can’t summon your underwater mount unless you are swimming. Sheesh, make up your minds =p And flying in original zones is cheaper than I thought it was going to be. I still hate how the seaweed (or sometimes ragged sails from sunken ships) block the view if you are a camera-all-the-way-out kinda player like me.

vCenter Lab Manager – limited value

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

The idea behind VMWare’s vCenter Lab Manager is reasonable.  Make one big virtual vm-host, that dynamically configures itself under the covers, so the same hardware can be used by lots of people, eliminating wasted resources, and the wasted time of people building the same configurations over and over again.  Who knows, maybe in some places, the reality matches the dream.

Where I work, it’s been a big ole pain in my butt.  They massively under-budgeted for usage, even though they knew exactly how much physical hardware they were replacing, and instead of adding more capacity to meet the needs of now, much less the needs of the future, they spent months begging people to use the system less.  Frankly, I’m amazed enough people can even get to the server to put a load on it.  Out of 3 machines and 6 browsers, only 1 works reliably with the remote console plug-in.  There’s zero support info for it available from VMWare, making me wonder why we bothered with the supposedly supported ‘paid’ product.  Seems like we would have been better off using the free server, in terms of worker productivity.  Most annoyingly, the product, even when working, seems missing the most basic of features, like mounting a local drive or ISO.  It must be nice to live in a world where IT is always instantaneously available for trivial tasks like adding CD’s to the media library….seriously, I have to make an internal support call if I want to load something brand new into the system.   So much for saving time.

Mostly, I’m just pissed-in-the-moment, because I have an urgent task that has to be completed by friday at noon, and the ‘upgrade’ of our vCenter that was supposed to be done with by last monday morning, is still miles away from being in a usable state.  It wouldn’t be half as frustrating if IT would at least give us some sort of feedback on what they are doing to fix the problems.  Do they have a root cause? Any ETA?  Are they waiting for support from VMware to get back to them?

Oh silly apple

Monday, April 19th, 2010

So, for whatever reason, you can’t delete photos in the iPad’s photo-library, from the iPad itself. The only way to remove them is to connect them to the original iTunes you synced with, and do a fresh sync that doesn’t have the pictures you don’t want in it.
I called apple support, and they claimed that they could temporarily authorize a second computer, so that the second computer’s iTunes could delete the photos. I said I didn’t have time to deal with that right now, and I’d just go home at lunch and make space available, but on second thought, I wish I had let them try. I’m 99.9999% sure they would have just ended up wiping out all the content on the ipad as soon as I connected it to the ‘new’ itunes, but if there is a secret way to auto-sync an ipad with two machines at the same time, that would have been sweet to learn. And of course I would have shared that knowledge, assuming it didn’t require apple intervention to make the fix work.

Oh well.

Given how annoying this lack of basic functionality is with the iPad, I’m tempted to make another support call to see if/how that would work. All part of trying to push up the idea of a delete button from the ground up. At $280 in estimated profit per iPad, it’s going to take a lot of $2.00-cost-to-apple support calls to get them to fix the issue, sadly.

UPDATE: I should point out, I’m assuming that Steve Jobs’ obsession with DRM’ing everything is why they require iTunes to manage your photo library. Never mind that apple doesn’t sell photographs, it was easier to leave the craptastic system they build to ‘protect’ your music from you, and just apply it to images as well. Steve Jobs, you are such a jerk sometimes.

UPDATE2:  AskMetafilter comes through with the solution  to syncing one ipad to two iTunes’.  You need to edit the iTunes Music Library.xml file on one machine or the other, so that both machines have the same value for the key “Library Persistent ID”.