Someone left a bunch of 5-hour energy drinks and a mini-flyer in our kitchenette area at work.
Posts Tagged ‘advertising’
Christmas bonus or Employee incentive?
Monday, November 28th, 2011Skype suckage of the day
Monday, November 14th, 2011The latest update to skype has added a watermark-logo onto the video. Sounds like it’s time to move on to the next free communication software for me.
Also, someone at Skype is trying to game their performance numbers, methinks. There’s a feedback system as part of the client program, but it hasn’t worked for several releases now. It’s hard to believe that someone could go through multiple release cycles and not notice, so I suspect shenanigans.

Wasted money
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011I’m not a big fan of political strategist companies, who’ve commoditized our democracy so that whomever has the biggest warchest wins, but that’s the way of the world these days, so be it.
So it’s an annoyed amusement, when I get one of those massive postcard fliers for some nameless PAC that doesn’t have any positive agenda to put forward, they just want you to know how much they hate the current guy, and they have a link to website for information about their campaign…and the website is a wordpress site that’s still locked down to admin users only. Truly brilliant. Whomever paid WinPower Strategies for their anti port commissioner campaign seems to have wasted their money. oops.

“Perfect for Night Blogging”
Monday, August 8th, 2011Get your own Party Rats Finger Lights, “perfect for night blogging”. Yeah, that’s what the kids are doing at those all night parties you hear about, in horrified tones, on your local news. Not dancing around. Nope, dancing is so 20th century. =p

Magic Flute @ Seattle Opera follow up
Wednesday, May 11th, 2011I have been meaning to write up a review of Saturday night’s Opening Night performance, covering my delight and realizing two of my favorite songs from the Amadeus soundtrack are part of this opera, my annoyance at the people who snuck into the box seating area during intermission with a noisy kid who nearly dropped stuff over the edge (instead he dropped it on me), the amusement of seeing Razor scooters on stage, etc etc. Then I got a phone call last night, trying to sell me more tickets. I could have sworn that at the point in the check-out process where they asked for a phone number, they assured me it was not going to be used for marketing purposes, but looking at their printed Privacy Policy, I see that they saw “We will not trade or sell your phone number or e-mail address to any other business or organization”, leaving themselves open to misuse your information for their own benefit. But then I saw that in the section on how to opt-out of that usage of your information, they imply that the above statement is actually a hollow promise, that doesn’t include “your mailing information traded to other arts or non-profit organizations.”
Now I’m conflicted. Part of me feels strongly that any business that uses cold calling sales should be punished for their arrogance and anti-customer attitude, but I like the opera and want to go again. I think the best I can do is continue to buy single-show tickets to operas I want to see, while purchasing a subscription to some other arts group, and sending the receipt of said purchase to the marketing director of the Seattle Opera, along with an explanatory note of why I will not be making a direct contribution to them, nor letting them benefit from the 100% matching my employer would make.
OoooooooK
Wednesday, March 30th, 2011There’s an ad for a beard dye that uses celebrities with salt-and-pepper facial hair. And not as before after people, they leave the commercial they way they came in.
Madison Ave WTF
Sunday, February 13th, 2011Subaru ad targeted at soccer moms, well hockey moms actually, uses “If I Should Fall From Grace With God” by The Pogues.
Hampton Inn, the hardsell stay
Saturday, July 17th, 2010Congrats to Hampton Inn for being the only people with any rooms left in Portland for a short notice journey. De-grats for the ultra-cheesey hard-sell after I made the reservation. Poor guy can’t possibly manage to keep too many people on the line with a terrible script like that. What kind of marketing moron thinks that sort of crap was their best use of a semi-captive audience?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m still staying there for the reservation I made, but next time….
Claire-oke
Friday, July 16th, 2010Karaoke at Claire’s last night was a little depressing. Annie was a no-show, again. The really cute waiter wasn’t working. It was just me and the 80 year old guy, except for when one song. Who woulda thunk that having zero advertising would pay off so well =\
Missed Opportunity
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010I’m watching Y&R, and they have a scene in a book store. In the background behind one of the characters, they had a book cover prominently displayed, for “Bumpy the Camel”. I’ve never been more disapointed in not being advertised to. OK, that’s a little hyperbolic, but still, I can’t believe no one has written a book with that title yet. Maybe I will.
One day there was a camel. A camel named Bumpy.
“I’m not bumpy
I am humpy” he cried, whenever someone called him “Bumpy”. So naturally, all the animals called him Bumpy.
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