Archive for January, 2015

An apt metaphor for…

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

There is some sort of fitting metaphor in Red Velvet cake poop.


It looks like blood, something that is essential for life, carries nutrients and oxygen, etc etc.

But it is just shit, stained red with the bodies of crushed up bugs that no part of our entire digestive system is willing to touch, and so comes out the same color as it went in.

Birthday cake

Thursday, January 22nd, 2015

You can never have too much birthday cake. Unless you are diabetic, in which case, it’s probably pretty easy to have too much, depending on how bad off you are, which means it seems like a really cruel thing, for all your supposed friends to throw a party where you have to sit there watching them gorge themselves on a super rich cake, while you have nothing…what’s next, a big cake fight, where they all start smearing you with frosting and cake, a big huge dangerous mess of delicious coma. Who does that to someone Seems crazy to me.

Jack and the cuckoo clock heart

Saturday, January 17th, 2015

Cool animation, but seems like nightmare fuel for kids so far.