You wasted your money on all those “now on DVD” ads on my “That’s My Bush” DVD. You tried to make them unskippable, but you didn’t hire very smart people to do that job, so I don’t know what you wanted to try and sell me, just that it was a pointless effort on your part.
Rest assured, though, I won’t ever buy another Comedy Central DVD. I’ll just go back to renting them at Blockbuster.