Archive for May, 2008

tivo keeps getting worse, not better

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Update-Update:  GRRRR!!!  When I got home the next day, the network apps were gone again.  This time support says it’s a known issue, on their end, and to check back in a couple of days to see if they’ve made progress.

Update:  So, turns out I owe nameless support lady an apology of sorts.  She was wrong on the details, but right on the concept.  Seems the software version I needed was “9.3a-01″ not “9.3a-001″, and I can certainly understand confusion as to which direction is the newer build, with names like that.  Between this morning when I left for work, and noon, when I got home for lunch, things had started working normally.

Of all the brilliant ideas that have been ruined by apathetic implementors, Tivo will go down in history as one of the rare products that managed to succeed in the face of internal sabotage.  My first Tivo was wonderful.  It was amazingly stable, and when I wanted to add my own HD, it was fascinating in it’s resilliance.  My series 2 Tivo has gotten better, but still hasn’t approached the stability of the original Tivo.  My series 3/hd is driving me crazy.  First there’s the conflicting instructions for installing the cablecard, though mostly that’s comcast’s fault.  Still, it would have been nice if Tivo warned you that using cablecard means you can’t disable channels you don’t want, as the cablecard bootup process rebuilds the channel list every time.  Then there’s the bizarre missing “Photos, Music, Products & More” menu option.  No matter that my Tivo is on the most current software level, no matter that I get a line with the stupid ADvertisement for rhapsody, there is no way to actually get to the feature.  The media access key isn’t a setup option.  Support is worse than useless on this problem.  When I first called in, I got put on hold, then hung up on.  While waiting for the support guy to call back, I get a phone call from a satisfaction survey group about my new purchase.    The lady who called makes a couple of inane statements, like how even though I tell her my software level is 9.3a-001, that I need to wait for the “001″ update before things will work.  I checked around on the net, and EVERY tivo HD setup experience I’ve seen, networking applications were there out of the box, no update required.  And of course, miss-anti-satisfaction closes the tech support case as resolved, so now I have to wait till I can find several hours to sit at home, trying pointless reboots, to reopen the case and start all over again.

tivo hd sucks

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

I bought an original tivo, long enough ago I could get a lifetime service contract on the cheap.

I upgraded to a series 2 a while back; the two tuners were just an un-ignorable temptation.

When they offered me a tivoHD with lifetime contract, I jumped for it.

 

Oh how I reget that decision so far.  Let me count the ways. or woes. whichever…..

1.  TivoHD is crippled until you install a cable card.  literally 90% of the functionality you’ve come to enjoy, like remote viewing, tivoToGo, rhapsodpy music…none of it is even visible to you until you install your cable card, and nothing in the documentation warns about this.  I spent the first 26 hours after receipt wondering what horrible mistake I had made.

2.  TivoHD’s cablecard installation instructions are worthless.  They leave out many important details…really any sort of detail, about the setup process.  Comcast cable does NOT come out to install the cable card, and will deliberatley mislead you as to what you have to do to get the card working.  Turns out, no matter what lies the rep at comcast tells you, once you’ve installed the card, you still have to call comcast, wait thru their stupid auto-menu, then another 10-50 mins of waiting for the card to ‘activate’.  Don’t bother trying the test-channels menu option, it doesn’t actually work.  It’ will make you think most of your channels aren’t there, but they are, just fine, once you finish setup.

3.  TivoHD acts broken the first 26+ hours.  You go thru their silly rigamarole to activate the lifetime subscription, and the first thing you’ll notice is that the name you gave the tivo during activation doesn’t take.  At least not so far.  Second is that 90% of the primary Tivo menu is missing until a cable card is installed, even though things like TivoToGo and Rhapsody music have NOTHING to do with the cable card.

 

So far, I hate my Tivo HD, and wish I’d never been suckered into believing Tivo was anything but slime.  At least I don’t have to pay a monthly fee for this suckage.  Oh yeah, big anti-props to tivo for requiring a phone call to turn off my old, no longer to be used, tivo 2’s month to month subscription.  Talk about slimy behavior…you have no problem setting up the monthly account without a phone call. 

Guess it’s time to start making sure I waste way more of their phone support’s time, than my lifetime subscription will ever cost.  This I swear to you, as long as you deliberately mislead your customers, I will make sure that my lifetime subscriptions cost you far more than you gained by deceit.