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SLUT physics

Monday, January 16th, 2012

When I first saw the SLUT off its tracks, I assumed it was weather related. It turns out to have just been a really stupid person, driving without attention to the road before them, or the light that had been red long enough for the train to cross most of Mercer.

I’m sure I could look up the weight of the train, the weight of her car, and measure the distance from impact to final resting place, for both vehicles, but I don’t have a clue what the standard engineering formula is for determining how much of the energy required to lift the train out of the tracks, nor how to determine how much of that energy was imparted by impact from the car, and how much was its own momentum. Or the train’s rolling resistance on pavement.

But my guess would be ‘pretty darn fast’, as an answer to how fast the car was going.

First Strip

Thursday, October 6th, 2011
First Strip by Xymon
First Strip, a photo by Xymon on Flickr.

It says something about humanity that this picture of my first attempt at using one of those pore strips, has overtaken a picture of some random naked guy at Fremont Solstice, as the most popular pic in my photostream.

Bachlorettes on a Boat

Thursday, August 4th, 2011
P8040017 by Xymon
P8040017, a photo by Xymon on Flickr.

When I yakked past them, they asked me to show them my tits, so I shook my vest covered chest, and then they mooned me. Good times =)

OMB WTF BBQ Seaplane Landing

Thursday, July 28th, 2011
P7240043 by Xymon
P7240043, a photo by Xymon on Flickr.

You could tell it was these ladies first kayaking trip on lake union. When the seaplanes started landing, they started freaking out, screaming and yelling in literal panic. Now I will admit the pilots like to cut as close as they can, but this guy isn’t touching down anywhere near as close as I’ve had them land next to me.

Easier vs Cooler

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

I know which is easier, but I’d rather attempt that which is cooler.

Living across the street from work, and with a view of the lake I kayak on, I’ve been thinking of cool things to do with the potential configurations. I want to setup a long-distance self-portrait, with the camera on my deck at home, and me in the yak on the lake. I want to setup a way to play with my cat while at my desk.

Easy would be to setup the camera fixed on an easy to get-to spot on the lake, and then a really long timer to trigger the shot. Cooler would be some sort of laser-targeting system that would let the camera find me anywhere in it’s view of the lake.

Easy would be to setup a laser attached to some sort of remote controlled servo, in the new place. Cool would be to setup a mirror-chain from my office to the office of someone with an exterior window, to the window of my place.

First Sunrise Pics

Monday, July 18th, 2011
DSC_0013 by Xymon
DSC_0013, a photo by Xymon on Flickr.

The first sunrise pics taken from the new balcony.

Hooters Lake Union eviction notices

Tuesday, June 21st, 2011
Hooters Lake Union eviction notices by Xymon
Hooters Lake Union eviction notices, a photo by Xymon on Flickr.

The Hooters on Lake Union in Seattle has been ‘closed for remodel’ for months now. I suspected it was a permanent closure since they didn’t seem to be doing any actual work on the place, and felt certain of my suspicions when they missed the memorial day weekend. Looks like I was right.

Sailboat D’oh

Monday, June 13th, 2011
P6120087 by Xymon
P6120087, a photo by Xymon on Flickr.

I didn’t see the moment he got stuck, but I think what happened is that he tried to squeeze in behind the Seattle Queen sternwheeler, as the bridge was closing. It’s the first time I’ve seen the bridge operator come out of his little room. He’d called the harbor patrol/coast guard for assistance, but then a boat exceeding the no-wake speed limit went past, and the sailboat was able to get unstuck in one of the troughs.

Totally Extreme!

Monday, April 18th, 2011

For all the talk of kids these days being over-protected, over the weekend I found a bike playground so dangerous I hurt myself just taking pictures of it. Raised wooden platforms, banked turns around and through tree stumps, narry a sign of padding anywhere just a warning marking the course as “intermediate” and “no alternate routes are provided

Disneyworld and more (part 1)

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Spent last week on a whirlwind tour of all the Disneyworld parks in Floirda, and the Universal Studio’s Orlando parks as well. Didn’t do any of the waterparks, it was only 80.

Day 1 started with the Magic Kingdom. Stop one was Space Mountain where the regular wait time was listed as only 10 minutes; if probably took most of that just walking through all the empty switchbacks. The ride itself was all the fun I remembered from Disneyland 20+ years ago. Definitely going to go back and volunteer for a lights-on ride =) On the way to Space Mountain, Mom pointed out the Stitch’s Great Escape ‘ride’, warning that you got spit on and how disgusting it was, so of course I had to check it out. You go into a ‘stage’ with a group of people, with animatronic robots cracking wise for a 5 minute ‘show’, then move on to the real show, where everyone gets seated around a central column. When it comes, the ‘spit’ is light but unexpected.

Next up was Big Thunder Mountain railroad, a more recent ‘classic’. A traditional steel tube rollercoaster, again with a really short regular wait time. We did that one twice in a row, the line was so short. Small World was a nice relaxation break, wait time 10 mins. Then on to Pirates and the Jungle Cruise, not in that order. This mid-week, off-season stuff rocks, both rides less than 10 min wait times. Still haven’t needed to use a FastPass yet.

Mom had something to do, phone calls to make or something, and she skipped out on Haunted Mansion, another classic just as I remembered it. We had a couple of times where they had to stop the ride (wheelchair people getting loaded, and then unloaded) that meant I got a good look at a couple of place you normally don’t have enough time to study.

All the important rides hit up once, it was on to Epcot for the second half of the day.

I was majorly psyched to find out that Captain EO was making an encore appearance. I have no idea how faithful the theater and pre-theaters were to the original, but the movie itself was untouched, as I understand it. It isn’t too long before you realize that the Borg were ripped off from this short film. It’s a strange moment when the Queen comes down from the ceiling in all her tube-y glory and you have that WTF moment of recognition.

We hit up Soarin’, which had the longest line of anything that day, somewhere around 25 mins as posted. That is one impressive ‘ride’, reminding me of Cirque du Soleil’s KA in terms of the engineering required to hold up so many people on a moving platform. The screen had some really noticeable dirt streaks on it that my mom says aren’t usually there. I had a nasty stopped up head, but she says there’s scents as well.

Test Track was our last in-park activity, and had the second longest line of the day at 20mins. It is an OK roller coaster. No loops or swirling really, just speed and bumpy bits.

Day 2 started in the Animal Kingdom, with 3 back to back rides of Everest. There was a moment of surreality on our last ride, when mom and I noticed a group of 20 Buddhist monks in orange robes, waiting for their turn on the ride. We did the Safari ride, saw lots of animals, including an ostrich that started to follow our truck.

We checked out the Lion King musical show, which was quite acrobatic.

Lunch was had at the Rainforest Cafe; the soup is tasty.

Afternoon two was Hollywood Studios. Starting with the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, a fun ride if the line is short, a too-short ride if the line is long. We did the backlot tour, getting to take part in the filmed ‘scene’ as Wild and Wacky Deck Crew. We also checked out the stunt car show. It was impressive and ate up a fair bit of time.

After a quick ride on the Rock n’ Roller Coaster, did another couple rides of the Twilight Zone, then off to dinner on top of the Contemporary, with an excellent view of the fireworks. And a birthday cake.

(see next post for days 3 and 4….)