Archive for the ‘metafilter’ Category

No LinkedIn love for bigotry

Thursday, March 7th, 2013

No, I will not ‘connect’ with you on LinkedIn, dude who spent effort to create a resource for bigots, which you still maintain.

Betrayal

Thursday, January 12th, 2012

I’d like to think threads on how to justify racism or sexism wouldn’t have been posted, and if they had, would have been free of ‘helpful’ advice, with people rightfully concerned about having their names associated with comments that could be taken out of context to hurt someone. But not only was it OK to post, far too many people thought it was OK to participate in, for me to feel like I was in a place I should be, so goodbye to that.

Life is better lived off-line anyways.

Nutrasweet Recipe Revealed

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

The true recipe for Nutrasweet (j/k)

Nutrasweet production method is as follows:
1) Obtain one kitten.
2) Place kitten with catnip and a small toy on a tarp.
3) Put on a hot pink boxing glove.
4) Punch the sweetness out of the kitten by striking it very sharply. Sweetness is only loosely coupled to kittens and will fly right out of them on impact.
5) Gather sweetness from tarp and refine.
6) Dispose of used kitten, which now resembles an aged Chinese Crested dog with a foul temper.
–adipocere

To cut by half

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

To cut by half
Your kitten in Vegas
Leave a fiver
With the note
More Soap Please!