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Instant Car-ma

Monday, October 3rd, 2011

There’s a spot near work, by the drive-through to the Starbucks, where water puddles up into a perfect spot for splashing the sidewalk next to it. Lots of the cars going to the drive-thru make a point of trying to splash the pedestrians. Some a decent folk and make a point of trying not to splash.

As I was walking past today, a car tried to hit the puddle for maximum splash, but instead ran over the curb. I pointed and laughed, and once he’d rolled down his window, expressed my opinion of his value as a human being. The real revenge will be the repair bill for the damage he did his front suspension.

What a maroon.

I like that idea

Friday, June 10th, 2011

Next time I’m at a light next to a car with a really loud stereo, I’ll start throwing spare change at them. When the ask WTF I’m doing, I’ll say I thought they were an ice-cream truck =)

OK, not really. I’d just like to watch someone else try doing it =p

A Million Paper-cuts

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

This is the week for small but annoying issues, I guess. The Beetle has been in the shop since tuesday morning, with all the extra hiking and bus-riding around that that entails. It was supposed to be a simple same-day-in-and-out trip to get a handful of items taken care of. Three days in, and it’s been a constant stream of “oh that part is out of stock, oh that part didn’t come in until very late, oh we screwed up something last time and will fix it for free now”. Must remember not to take my frustrations out on the poor schmoe I’m giving a job interview to.

I Think Not

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

When a cop is giving you just one ticket, even though you’ve obviously done two tickets worth of stupid, you really shouldn’t try to argue the first ticket then and there. And you really really shouldn’t stand around advertising your catering business’ lack of professionalism by doing so in front of your customer’s business, while acting like a misogynist. Or maybe that’s just my opinion. I hope she went ahead and wrote you up for both tickets.

Disneyworld and more (part 1)

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Spent last week on a whirlwind tour of all the Disneyworld parks in Floirda, and the Universal Studio’s Orlando parks as well. Didn’t do any of the waterparks, it was only 80.

Day 1 started with the Magic Kingdom. Stop one was Space Mountain where the regular wait time was listed as only 10 minutes; if probably took most of that just walking through all the empty switchbacks. The ride itself was all the fun I remembered from Disneyland 20+ years ago. Definitely going to go back and volunteer for a lights-on ride =) On the way to Space Mountain, Mom pointed out the Stitch’s Great Escape ‘ride’, warning that you got spit on and how disgusting it was, so of course I had to check it out. You go into a ‘stage’ with a group of people, with animatronic robots cracking wise for a 5 minute ‘show’, then move on to the real show, where everyone gets seated around a central column. When it comes, the ‘spit’ is light but unexpected.

Next up was Big Thunder Mountain railroad, a more recent ‘classic’. A traditional steel tube rollercoaster, again with a really short regular wait time. We did that one twice in a row, the line was so short. Small World was a nice relaxation break, wait time 10 mins. Then on to Pirates and the Jungle Cruise, not in that order. This mid-week, off-season stuff rocks, both rides less than 10 min wait times. Still haven’t needed to use a FastPass yet.

Mom had something to do, phone calls to make or something, and she skipped out on Haunted Mansion, another classic just as I remembered it. We had a couple of times where they had to stop the ride (wheelchair people getting loaded, and then unloaded) that meant I got a good look at a couple of place you normally don’t have enough time to study.

All the important rides hit up once, it was on to Epcot for the second half of the day.

I was majorly psyched to find out that Captain EO was making an encore appearance. I have no idea how faithful the theater and pre-theaters were to the original, but the movie itself was untouched, as I understand it. It isn’t too long before you realize that the Borg were ripped off from this short film. It’s a strange moment when the Queen comes down from the ceiling in all her tube-y glory and you have that WTF moment of recognition.

We hit up Soarin’, which had the longest line of anything that day, somewhere around 25 mins as posted. That is one impressive ‘ride’, reminding me of Cirque du Soleil’s KA in terms of the engineering required to hold up so many people on a moving platform. The screen had some really noticeable dirt streaks on it that my mom says aren’t usually there. I had a nasty stopped up head, but she says there’s scents as well.

Test Track was our last in-park activity, and had the second longest line of the day at 20mins. It is an OK roller coaster. No loops or swirling really, just speed and bumpy bits.

Day 2 started in the Animal Kingdom, with 3 back to back rides of Everest. There was a moment of surreality on our last ride, when mom and I noticed a group of 20 Buddhist monks in orange robes, waiting for their turn on the ride. We did the Safari ride, saw lots of animals, including an ostrich that started to follow our truck.

We checked out the Lion King musical show, which was quite acrobatic.

Lunch was had at the Rainforest Cafe; the soup is tasty.

Afternoon two was Hollywood Studios. Starting with the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, a fun ride if the line is short, a too-short ride if the line is long. We did the backlot tour, getting to take part in the filmed ‘scene’ as Wild and Wacky Deck Crew. We also checked out the stunt car show. It was impressive and ate up a fair bit of time.

After a quick ride on the Rock n’ Roller Coaster, did another couple rides of the Twilight Zone, then off to dinner on top of the Contemporary, with an excellent view of the fireworks. And a birthday cake.

(see next post for days 3 and 4….)

There might be a reason

Monday, November 8th, 2010

The management of the building where my work is located sent around a message to all the tenants reminding them that even in this weather, smoking is not permitted anywhere inside the building, even inside your own car in the garage. My first instinct is to question the motivation behind such a rule, but then I think again and realize it’s not all nanny-statism.

Crazy Drivers

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

I’m driving the scooter to work this morning, around 5am, and I come to a stop at a red light.  The little crosswalk countdown starts, so I know I have 14 seconds-ish before it’s my turn.  A car in the green direction comes up to the intersection and comes to a complete stop.  He sits there, scooting forward a few inches and then braking, several times.  When the light turns yellow, he floors it across the intersection, triggering the red light camera on himself.

All-right-y then.  I’m going in this direction, thank goodness…you keep going in that direction.

Stupid Like A Lemon Man

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

This ranks right up there with the guy who put lemon-juice on his face, because he thought it would make him invisible to security cameras….

A motorcyclist in Seattle got a ticket for driving in bicycle lane, so he went back the next morning with spray paint and a camera, and wrote “motorcycles only” in the bike lane, and took a picture. Like when he went to court, the judge was going to say “oh, there’s your evidence of a brand new class of lane that has no legislative history”…I’m pretty sure what he is going to say is, “oh, so you committed vandalism and fraud, as well as riding in the wrong lane, eh moron?”…but that’s just a guess.

Dream Head (unit)

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

Car stereo that connects to ipod as if it were a bluetooth headset.

There are lots of car stereos that will act as a speakerphone for your iphone.  I want to be able to get in my car, hit the blue-connect button on my car stereo, and start playing music from the ipad, without having to take it out of my gear-bag, just like how it auto-plays when I turn on my bluetooth headset.

Lamborghini at the UW

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

Whoda thunk that Lambo would put a materials lab way out here in Seattle, at the UW?  No  me, but someone did, and now it’s here.   Might have to zip out of work early to go look at the zoom zoom cars.