For any birthday I might have over, say the age of 70, if you want to get me something, make it a party location that doesn’t have any stairs. I just left a birthday party for a 91 year old father of a friend. It was going very well right up to the point where he fell down some stairs at the restaurant, and had to be taken to the hospital with a possible broken/twisted knee. Here’s hoping he’s all right in the end.