Birthday cake

You can never have too much birthday cake. Unless you are diabetic, in which case, it’s probably pretty easy to have too much, depending on how bad off you are, which means it seems like a really cruel thing, for all your supposed friends to throw a party where you have to sit there watching them gorge themselves on a super rich cake, while you have nothing…what’s next, a big cake fight, where they all start smearing you with frosting and cake, a big huge dangerous mess of delicious coma. Who does that to someone Seems crazy to me.

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